Television executives are looking for a new double act to replace chirpy geordie duo, Ant & Dec. One insider said the pair are looking to diversify, they don't want to be seen as the next Cannon & Ball. We are looking for another pair of Northern types who are quick witted, full of quips and can follow an auto cue.
T-N has looked into this already and have a plan of action: we will go to Newcastle, knock on any door and pick the first two males we see. Turns out they are all the same up there anyway, daft as brushes!