Eggs Benedict
By Food & Wine Correspondent Margo Munch
Il Pope telling the throng "shuddupaya face"
News from Rome, apparently the honeymoon period is over for the Pope and he is becoming incresingly miffed with the gathering worshipers. At first it was just a few utterances under the breath, but now Archbishop's have become extremely concerned after the Pope threatened to 'do the crowd up'.
Benedict XVI, real name Heinrich Von Kesselring, is aleged to have thrown a wobbly because aides were unable to get eggs large enough. Clerics were sent to the far corners of the earth to purloin 'da bigga eggs', finally they recovered a clutch from the greater Larger Chuff. The Pope, pictured above, managed to hit two nuns and a labrador called 'Old Nick'.
In a move to appease the masses (Ed - I know, no pun intended) the Pope is going to hold off until Easter, he believes pilgrims won't be offended if he throws chocolate and paste eggs.
Last Updated::: 16-Jan-2009 21:24
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