BBC Loses Fat Controler



By T-N Light Entertainment Correspondant
Alice Wunderland
Lesley 'Gis a job' Douglas
Lesley yesterday, before the furore
in which no-one was killed

The BBC Chairman has accepted the resignation of BBC Radio 2 controller, Lesley Douglas. This followed on the back of the Brand/Ross debacle which saw the idiots attack veteran performer Andrew Sachs and his grandaughter.

The chairman acted swiftly in order to secure his own position and will not be sanctioning himself!

Brand resigned following the many complaints from listeners and busy bodies alike. Ross, on the other hand, opted for the suspension without pay option and grovelling apology.

The Beeb are now searching for a stand-in presenter who is not inclined to say the word "fuck" three times in every sentance, the shortlist includes:

:: Tel Wogan

:: Ronnie Corbett

:: Brucie

:: Roy 'Chubby' Brown




Last Updated::: 26-Oct-2008 13:12



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