Lock Stock & Divorce
By Entertainment Guru Jaxi Flasher
Madonna fires the opening salvo in the divorce of the month.
Madge gives Guy a dose of his own medicine by getting her retalliation in first. Rumours the couple were breaking up have been doing the rounds for some time now, but at last it is official.
Apparently Madge will keep most of the money, houses in the US and abroad, and her current collection of children. Guy gets the film rights and is already looking to get Britney and Jason Statham lined up for the movie version.
Guy has denied rumours that the end came because he hasn't seen Snatch for some time!
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