OBESE TO BE MADE FIT BY GP STEALTH
By T-N 'Fight The Flab' Correspondant
Jimmy 'Three Belly's' Gutbucket
Does my arse look big in this?
An NHS 'whistle blower' has revealed the extent GP's will go to get bonuses. Many surgeries will be re-located to areas unreachable by vehicles, hence my fat nana will have to walk 250 yards to be told by her GP she is fat, and to come back every other day.
It's believed fatties everywhere will lose stones with all the exercise they currently don't do. If successful, the plan will be rolled out to hospitals, dentists, opticians etc.
T-N obesity reporter, Tubbs Lardy, has spoken to a nutrition and health specialist who believes the NHS is missing a trick. Why not move the chip shops, cake shops and pie shops to similar places, this way the fatties could burn up the calories they've just eaten!
Do you have a health tip for the fatties? Contact Tubbs Lardy at info@twistednews.co.uk.
Last Updated::: 22-Nov-2008 11:46
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