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CAPTION COMPETITION

 

Vote for your favourite caption

Head Up Arse


  1. Lord Lucan are you there?
  2. Dr. Livingstone I presume
  3. I don't remember eating that!
  4. Is this the way to Amarillo?
  5. Echo....



SPOT THE VAGRANT


Hobo Image

 

Spot former billionaire, John St-John Singent, loitering around a refuse bin near you, set fire to his pants, e-mail a photo to T-N, and you could win a night out for 4 at McDonalds

Usual T-N competition rules apply, Editor's decision is final!


ANIMAL CORNER

Where are most Tigers seen?


Small Tiger

 

  1. Asia
  2. San Diego Zoo
  3. Millwall
  4. German Bankers Boardrooms


CROSSWORD FOR IDIOTS


Small Crossword


Make up your own questions and answers, first drawn out of the hat wins the hat.


One size fits all - slightly soiled.


SUDOKU FOR THE SUICIDAL


Suicidal Sudoku


Do your head in on the Chrimbo special.

 

Even the Welsh firebrand and smarty pants Caz Vorderman nearly topped herself big style with this one.

Remember, all the missing numbers are on a Christmas theme.

 

Some of the numbers can be aligned to the alphabet and, when read anti-clockwise, produce the name of an old queen currently performing panto.


 

 

Requirements:


Pen or pencil
Scrap paper
Calculator
Samaritans Helpdesk Number
Emergency Services Telephone Number - 999



All answers on a postcard to:

His Worship the Most Honourable Laird of Rothensay and Twat
14, The Castle
Castle Way
Rothensay & Twat
Argylshire
Scotland


Last Updated::: 13-May-2006 18:33

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