Top 10 Gifts For Chrimbo
1. Wii Bassa
Street fight a drunken Glaswegian tearaway: stop him fighting, pissing thru letterboxes, smashing up phone booths, mugging grannies. Up to four players, with 2 paddles each, battle it out to clean up the mean streets of Glasgow.
2. Bouncy Flouncy Katona
Best doll for xmas, give her lots of pretend booze, watch her become a complete arse. Shake her about and she will spew on cue. But watch out girlies, she's very demanding!
3. iPlod
Best handheld for kids with tunings for all the Police radios. Listen in as the filth chase the baddies to no avail. Play 'Spot the Plod' - match the bobby to the voice and earn text credits for the built-in phone. Capture images of the new police iPlod Car
4. ClueDoh
Electronic crossword game for the uneducated, uncouthed and abrasive. All answers are four letter words gathered from the the dictionary of the great unwashed. International swear words, oaths, utterances and sexually explicit words.
5. Farty Teddy Tomkins
A big pull for girlies everywhere, love him, hug him, kiss him - but don't squeeze too hard or teddy will fart with authentic noise and smell.
Note some models proved defective and if squeezed too hard could cause Ted to follow through.
6. Total Clearout
No, not a shoot 'em up game for the boys. This is the ultimate razor for hairy men everywhere. This one will reach into any orifice and clear it out in no time. 1 hour charge, comes with cavity search gloves.
7. 42" Plasma TV - HD Ready
Dad's everywhere are shelling out much shekels for this one - apparently you can see the pimples on Jordon's Tits on a 3/4 shot.
8. Feelgood DVD Box Set
It's A Wonderful Life / Fu**ing Marvelous / I'm Spent
9. Bored Game Set
ClueDoh / Monopolised / Snakes & Bankers / Scrambled
10. Eco Warrior Kitchen Set
Set of six enamel plates, mugs, cutlery and a bucket of sand for cleaning. Executive set contains a years supply of antibiotics.
Last Updated::: 22-Oct-2008 01:17
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