US Election Reports 2008
PALIN INTO INSIGNIFICANCE
The Sarah Palin effect, like the 'Brown Bounce' is officially on the wain. Short of taking her hunting rifle and eliminating Obama the race looks over.
Palin had helped the Republicans capture support from:
- 'Pit Bull' Mums
- The 'cor, I'd slip that one' males
- The 'cor, if I were 20 yrs younger, I'd slip that one' retired males
- Women who look in the mirror through 'beer goggles' and think they look like Palin
- People who wouldn't mind all out war with the Ruskies, so long as they won 'technically'
- NRA members
One redneck republican described her as a Hilary Clinton without the balls.
DON'T BARRACK OBAMA
Analysts reporting on the US election hopefuls have pointed to a failing of Obama. Apparently he doesn't enjoy being confronted and is unable to come back at people when challenged. Not only that but he apparently loses control of his bowels, much to the disdain of the supporters behind him.
So if you don't want to see a politician in a more embarrased position than Geore Dub'ya usually is, remember - DON'T BARRACK OBAMA!
McCAIN HAS HAD HIS CHIPS
Things are not looking too good for the Republicans, what with George Dub'ya proving a massive drag factor, and the lessening effect of 'Winky' Palin.
One commentator suggests that what the Republicans need is a pit bull to tackle the Democrats (presumably one without lipstick on - Ed) head on. Unfortunately McCain is more like an old worn out sheepdog, the type you take for that loving last walk before shooting.
Last Updated::: 15-Oct-2008 18:02
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