By T-N Scientific Correspondant T.N.T. Boomer
© US Air Force
Top US military boffins have quite literally been playing with dynamite. With the use of funky green light lasers, and even funkier Elton John goggles, they have been experimenting with long range intensified remote detonation.
The experiment has been given the code name SPARC2 and is funded by CIA drug running in the far East. One boffin working on the project believes they will have a working version in the Fall.
However, this reporter has determined that an earlier version of SPARC did not have the desired results.
Pictured above is not the result of a controlled detonation but the end of the original facility housing SPARC 1.
Air Marshall Nobby Wang said that although there were many casualties, due to it being an 'Open Day', no animals were hurt during the filming of the devastation.

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