Bollock Brains
By Medical Correspondant Dick Malpractice
Hmm they were there this morning....
Lab boffins
have been hard at it trying find an ethical way of producing stem cells, and guess what? They've done it by jove.
Yes lab rats have discovered usable stem cells in the male testes (apparently the female ones weren't up to it), the cells can be farmed and chemically altered to make body parts; you could replace the nose, eyes and ears for instance - but then you would get called bollock-face for the rest of your natural! It could also prove to be a cure for brain disorders such as alzhymers.
It has taken the boffins a decade to find the answer scientists the world over have been searching for, this has upset women everywhere as they have always known that mens brains were in their pants!
Last Updated::: 01-Feb-2009 13:35
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