Exclusive - British Army Cover Up, Someone’s For A Fizzer!


By Brigadier Sir Fiery Jowels
Military Correspondent

Le Bombe
Sgt. Pepper yesterday

I say, someone’s for the high jump, possibly one of those military type boffins who can’t keep his hands to himself.

Military Intelligence confirmed today that the much vaunted ‘Camouflaged Best Dress’ had indeed back fired.  The result of testing left enlisted types totally invisible, 2.3.4, whilst their uniforms, left wheel, were clearly, attention, seen.

Army spokesperson Major Cockup said “this was a joint Brit/Kraut venture; however we raced ahead in the development abandoning the usual German efficiency and strict protocols, my God if the Jerry’s find out there will be war on”.

The MoD were putting a more positive spin on things last night claiming the mi££ions spent could be recouped, by either spending more mi££ions on a reversal process, or by waiting and stealing the Kraut version once they had perfected it. She confirmed that the Minister was on holiday at the time, and in any case was generally unaware.



Last Updated::: 29-Jul-2006 22:02



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