December 2008 News Shorts
T-N to register the word 'shenanigans' as copyright to Twisted NEWS, this will also extend to phrases including the word:
- ....Gordon Brown's shennanigans
- I'm sick to death of all these financial shenanigans and going's on!
- Twisted NEWS, check out the latest shake down's and shennanigans!
Bush to start Hedge fund?
T-N to shed reporters and correspondents surplus to requirements, says Shed Reporter Woody Apex.
Ladies are entitled to a 15 minute break on Christmas Day says Archbishop grudgingly. Archbishop Grudgingly will be performing the midnight eucharist at St. Paul's.
Boffins say low carb diets can cause the brain to shrink and lower cognative response. The Red Cross are sending vitamin B12 supplements that combat the effect to world leaders and financiers.
Super Gordo, fresh from saving the World, is now set to save Christmas. Throwing away his pirate's outfit he will be donning red & white and visiting every house in the UK on Christmas Eve, except in Newcastle where the natives eat anyone dressed in red & white.
Real UK News from Around The Country....
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