Exercise Your Rights
By T-N's Mr. Motivator Arnold Steroid
Hey man I'm feeling light headed
- is
the air thin up here?
The Government's drive to get our young people fit is starting to prove successful.
Health spokesperson Lillian Vomit says after some reluctance teenagers are now leaving their armchairs to take up 'Beer' sports.
Here a couple of guys are attempting to scale the North face of the South wing in what's known as 'Lager climbing'.
8/10 for style
9/10 for content
A shadow Health spokesperson, Raymond Retch, believes this is an underhand attempt to cover up alcohol induced loutish behaviour.
"What next" he cried in his girlish shrill voice, "youths kicking in doors for fun and it being branded Beer Karate?".
Not to be outdone the ladies have introduced unsynchronised target barfing.
Last Updated::: 25-Aug-2006 20:13
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