Pickled Gurkhan's
By T-N Political Reporter Kelly Juggs
Picture (c) Daily Mail
Gurkhan waiting for Parliament to
tell him "thanks, but piss off"
Gurkhans are getting in a right pickle over UK legislation that prevents them becoming tax paying, law abiding residents.
The Gurkhas, previously mothballed by the MOD, have fought alongside British Tommies all over the world for decades, unfortunately they do not have the right qualifications to become residents here:
- Billions of communist money (how the hell do they get it?)
- Drug running
- Thievery
- Murder
- Skulduggery
- Scrounging
The list is well known. Unfortunately HM Gov and its various departments don't know how to deal with its own tax paying, law abiding residents, never mind any other country's.
Blair's well out out of it now -spending his time shovelling money and topping up the tan, Gordo's too busy propping up the Labour party, sorry Government, after giving the keys to the strongbox to the nice money men, and Mandy doesn't really like foreigners (which is why they exiled him to Europe, remember).
An MOD spokesperson said, from behind a curtain, there was nothing they could do once a Gurkha had left the forces, or sacrificed himself on the battlefield. The Minister concerned was unavailbe for comment, but signalled through the power of mime that I should take myself off in a sexual manner!
Last Updated::: 25-Oct-2008 16:20
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