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By T-N Transport Correspondant Ian Motion
The Vauxhall iPlod Gamer
The latest vehicle to set the Police hearts a pounding is the all new iPlod. The vehicle comes with all the modern gadgets the newest bobbies could want:
- Radar, to provide the funds to pay off the monthly payments
- Digital photo and video recording of crime and criminals
- iPod interface
- Sonic boom speakers with vibrating bass
- X-Box heads-up display and 3 free games
- Runs on bio-fuel with battery back-up
- Top speed of 20 mph
The Fuzz deny this is a cheap recruiting gimmick to get college leavers into the force by enticing them out of their bedrooms, and away from their play machines. Superintendant Nicker, from the Merseyside constabulary, said it would complement the other vehicles to come online shortly, namely the Mini Mecca, Punjabi Punto Estate, and the Chrysler Chav 4x4.
Why not buy your child the new iPlod Handheld?
A home office official was keen to stress that no criminals would be hurt in the application of the law.
Last Updated::: 12-Oct-2008 22:43
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