Jensens Buttons
T-N,
Whilst watching the sports channel on Sky the other night I saw a profile on Jensen Button.. He is a very good racing driver, fit, sexy some would say, and has bucket loads of dosh hidden from the grasp of the Inland Revenue.
My question is, should I try to pursue someone with such good attributes - given that he has a face like a smacked arse and the personality of a whelk.
Britney Discriminator.
::: Comment from George Galloway :::
Dear Britney,
I'm sending this via my PDA whilst sitting on the krapper - it's the only place Big Brother doesn't film.
I met young Jensen in the late 90's whilst gun running in the Middle-East, a delightful young man with terrific parents. Ignore his boat, send me £500 and I'll show you how to skin him for £50k.
PS - send me some soft toilet tissue, the stuff in here is playing merry havoc with my arse.
::: Comment from Condoleeza Rice :::
Britters,
Stop arsing around and make your mind up, either shit or get off the pot.
::: Comment from Archbishop of Canterbury :::
Dear Britney,
Forget about Jensen's buttons and go for an easier target like Beckham. Yes, I know he has the intellect of an amoeba and the voice of a deranged duck on speed, but even if you don't get a shag you can clear £100k from the tabloids.
::: Comment from Kylie Minogue :::
Brits,
I don't think Jensen is right for you, my scouts say he's a terrible shag with a misshaped thingamy. There are also easier ways to make money, I should know.
::: Reply from Britney Discriminator :::
Some good stuff in there people though giving him one was a last resort. I think Mr. Canterbury gave some very sound advice, he must be a really nice guy.
Last Update: 13-May-2006 17:16
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