JOCK'S OUT OF PARLIAMENT
There is a growing under current in Westminster to get rid of the Scots, and remove their influence to North of the borders. This has caused the PM to affect a cockney accent and talk in rhyming slang:
- "the rate of inflation will rise in direct correlation to the decline in gross domestic product, which I admit is absolutely Brad" (Brad Pitt, Shit).
- "the performance of the economy is currently sherman" (sherman tank, wank).
- "due to raging inflation the pound note will be scrapped in favour of the Pavarotti" (pavarotti, tenor, tenner).
So if you want the Jock's out of Parliament, why not vote Cameron? (Cameron? Isn't he a sweaty? Sweaty sock, jock - Ed).
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Last Updated::: 26-Oct-2008 17:52
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