Lord Mandelson of Sleaze
By T-N Westminster Reporter Jor Avinalaff
Lord Mandy assumes the robes of power at the house of lords.
Mandy in satin yesterday.
Mandy returns in triumph from exile.
Peter Mandelson has been recalled from antagonising Europe to return to the UK. This is a brilliant ploy by Super Gordo as it will deflect the media attention from himself as he goes through a bad patch.
Mandy, once a sworn enemy of Gordo has been brought in from the cold and elevated to the Lords. Mandy received his new robes befitting the prince of darkness, he is now set to bring some oomph to the Labour cause within the Lords. The arrival of Mandy caused such a stir that some of its members actually woke up for a while, others crossed themselves, a few pissed themselves (nothing out the ordinary there).
Mandy can't wait to get stuck into the Tory's, he's hoping his reverse spin will bring their's to a halt. Failing that he can always thrust red hot pokers up their arses - they don't like it up 'em you know.
Last Updated::: 14-Oct-2008 17:52
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