My Health
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Dear T-N,
I followed the advice on the health page from the link 'Relax'. At first I was able to control my breathing and match my pulse rate as required. However, after an hour I was sweating profusely, had blood running from my eyes, became delusional and pissed myself. I think it is irresponsible not to put a health warning along with the recommendations.
From:
Little Timmy Tadstock, 22, unemployed tea leaf, Elephant & Castle
Reply
from Health Editor Gloria Buttocks MD
Dear Timmy,
the instructions clearly state for a male aged 40~50 of average height and weight, which would preclude you on age grounds. Secondly, the symptoms you describe may have more to do with your solvent, alcohol and drug abuse problems.
Recommendation: Either give up the aforementioned abuses and try again from the official site, taking into account your age, weight, height and lifestyle. Or, become a Parliamentarian and blame it all on the stresses of the job.
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