November 2008 News Shorts
Mexico to strengthen its borders to prevent poor Americans escaping the credit crunch by moving illegally into its country.
Bankers to receive stealth Christmas bonuses in cash, under the counter, in disguised wheelbarrows. Who will receive them? Shhh, you know who!
Internet to be closed each Wednesday morning to allow the BBC and YouTube to clean up their acts.
The England football team are again preparing for future failure by employing more consultants to dream up pathetic excuses, like:
- The 'lads' were worried about thier next million pound purchases
- The 'lads' suffered a loss of confidence when they realised they weren't the best in the world, but came runners up each time to jonnie foreigner
- The 'lads' were missing the 'wags'
- Rooney's pet lip kept flipping over his head blinding him
- We was robbed, each time
- It was too hot/cold/wet/dry/humid/sunny/cloudy/windy for the 'lads'
Real UK News from Around The Country....
CRUNCH YOUR CREDIT!
