Poliwood
By T-N Political Commentator Jonathan Smokeandmirrors
Hoots mon, I'm not a Scotsman
David Cameron, the Tory's new darling is leading the media a merry dance.
Cameron has set his stall out to become the new New Labour party in the centre of politics.
Unfortunately Cameron seems to make less sense than his opponent Tony Blair - where will this leave the electorate?
Believe me, I'm sincere
Blair meanwhile still looks the lame duck Prime Minister and is relying on his inane banter and a grin that would not look out of place on an alarmed chimpanzee.
But what can Labour do? At least Tony can crack the odd nervous joke in an attempt to divert the critics away from his failing policies.
Just can't seem to put
my finger on it
They are only left with a lacklustre Brown - the VAT Man.
Despite all his trickery and chicanery things are not well at the Bank of UK PLC. Billions wasted on the NHS, pensions down the toilet, party backers running for cover.
"Oh what we'd give for a Bush" said one arse.
Last Updated::: 13-May-2006 14:54
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