Prescott triumphs again!


By Boxing Reporter Lefty Jabb

John Prescott
Prescott telling a group of soft
Southern bastards a joke about
a Cardinal, Jennifer Lopez and an
Orang Utan covered in Yorkshire dripping

John, 2 jabs, Prescott is hailed again in the results of our exclusive ‘Waddaya Think’ poll.  This is the third straight win in a row for Prezza and he gets to keep the title.

It’s official, Prescott voted most ‘uncouth Northern type’ for a third consecutive year.  This puts the slugger up there with some of the all time greats such as; Neil Kinnock – Welsh Windbag and person most likely to be smacked as a child, Pope John Paul – Best in Show Flatulent Religious Leader, and Peter Mandelson – King of the Cock Up, European and All Comers section.

At the presentation ceremony fellow T-N reporter, Jonny Pullon, recorded the word fuck 37 times in Prescott’s acceptance speech, 3 religious blasphemes and a faux pas regarding the attributes of pissing in the PM’s fuel tank.

Prescott has indicated his intentions to enter the political smug treacherous section of the ‘International Couldn’t Give A Damn’ competition.  Prezza will have his work cut out trying to out fox 2 former and a current US president, the French PM and a posthumous entry from Il Duci.



Last Updated::: 11-Jun-2006 17:12



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