In a Ministry Far Far Away
Prezza, grand overlord of the Union was aboard his star ship The Gingster. He surveyed his enormous majority and prepared for the evenings entertainment. At his beck and call was Princess Tracey who was proving to be an uncivil servant. When would her hero Max come to her rescue and festoon her in readies?
Meanwhile, our leader and the Blairites were unaware of impending doom. Too busy discussing excuses for the release of aliens bent on criminality and disorder, they were blind sided by the approach of the 'big one'.
Even Ming the Merciful, appearing in the wrong film for some reason, was appalled and ready for his cocoa and slippers. The saga continues....
Watch as the the shot is fired
the assailant's head goes
back and to the left,
back and to the left,
back and to the left....
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