You've Been Quango'd
by T-N Political Advisor Ivor Rant
A typical Standing Committee, members
of which would like to be Quango'd.
Whilst the rest of the country pull in their belts and prepare for a retirement in poverty, it's comforting to know that the rich and the richer of our society are squirreling away monies at an alarming rate.
Not content with big salaries for bugger all, golden handshakes for screwing up, huge pensions for years spent sleeping in the Commons and Lords, the cream of society also rake it in from the jolly old Quango system.
With a little inside information, or dirt on someone, you can find yourself appointed to all manner of committees for wads of onecers - bish bosh, loads of dosh. Many quango members don't even have to turn up in order to receive their embellishments.
So as you struggle through old age remember you deserve it for sitting on your fat backsides and allowing it to go on, you mugs!
Last Updated::: 13-May-2006 15:06
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