Top 10 T-N New Years Resolutions


By T-N Voting and Shit Correspondant Will Riggitt



  1. Never to Vote Labour Ever, Ever, Ever Again
  2. Get on a diet that works
  3. Throw away the beer goggles!
  4. Stop paying into a pension
  5. Eat less Christmas cake
  6. Get a dog
  7. Fall in love with a complete tosser, again!
  8. Give up wetting myself after binge drinking
  9. Give up the drink, fags, drugs, sleeping around, dodgy money, and become an MP
  10. Write down a load of shite, jumble it up and get Sting to sing it next Christmas




Last Updated::: 01-Jan-2009 00:01





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