Saints Preserve Us!
By T-N Science Boffin Ureeka H. Photon
Walt Disney would spin in his grave. Boffins at Saints Scientifica have revolutionised the brain pickling industry, and stolen a march on the cryogenists.
Dr. Padraig Howler explained that they now have a method of retaining not only the brain for future use, but retain all the memory within it.
Swiss scientist, Timmy Fister PhD, poured scorn on this news. "big buggery bollocks" he said.
What idiot would volunteer for decapitation to test it out? You would have to be as thick as a whale omelette and have the ego the size of Mont Blanc.
The CIA are said to be interested in the idea, top 'Black OP's' man Johnson J Numbnut said "we cud use the technology to preeserve the head of the President, that's if we ever gits us an intelligent President worth preeserving".
Last Updated::: 29-May-2006 14:26
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