WMD - Oh, Oh, It's him Again!
Pictures just released from the CIA archive show the effect of WMD on anything not American. This image was not released earlier due to the startling resemblance to the Commander in Chief himself, George W.
This is the worst weapon of all said our Middle East correspondent Ali Ways, not only are hundreds vaporised, many more burnt extensively, but those unharmed have to put up with this inane grin in the fireball.
The Democrats have called for the removal of this 'cruel' weapon as soon as possible. Barack Obama wants the grin removed in the first instance as it offends us as well as our enemies. For the Republicans Sara Palin said "I love the smell of napalm in the morning".
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