All-In HM Prisoner Wrestling
By Wrestling Nut Nelson Crabbe
It's a shit job, but....
Tonight, live from Wandsworth prison, all-in wrestling at her Majesty's pleasure.
A step-up from the recent fight-club nights, T.V. sees a return to wrestling in an attempt to capture 15m viewers - mainly grannies, merchant bankers and circuit judges.
Two inmates will wrestle until submission, the winner getting a 20% reduction on his parole or a 50% increase in snout allocation. The fight will be beamed from a dirty protest wing just o give that added interest!
Tonight's main feature sees 'Skint' Crabbs versus 'Slasher' McGann, both doing a five stretch - one for aggravated burglary with intent to force a chair leg up the 'how's your father', the other for refusal to pay his council tax.
Last Updated::: 26-Aug-2006 17:49
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